Once there were three men who couldn't speak english who came from Germany.
They wanted to get a job in America/England/Australia.
The first man wemt to work in a restraunt. When he was asked if he would like a job, he raised his hand. The manager told him to say,"Me". So he did.
The second man also went to work in a restraunt. He was told to hand out the knives and forks, so he was taught to say,"Knife and Fork".
The third man ALSO worked in the restraunt. He was to say,"Lots of sweets", since he served sweets.
One day they met a policeman dragging a dead person. He asked,"Who killed this man?" "Me! Me!" "What did you kill him with?" "Knife and Fork! Knife and Fork!" " What did you kill him for ?" "Lots of sweets! Lots of sweets!"...
