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Posted 04 June 2012 - 02:54 AM
The Story of the Three Men Who Couldn't Speak English
Once there were three men who couldn't speak english who came from Germany.
They wanted to get a job in America/England/Australia.
The first man wemt to work in a restraunt. When he was asked if he would like a job, he raised his hand. The manager told him to say,"Me". So he did.
The second man also went to work in a restraunt. He was told to hand out the knives and forks, so he was taught to say,"Knife and Fork".
The third man ALSO worked in the restraunt. He was to say,"Lots of sweets", since he served sweets.
One day they met a policeman dragging a dead person. He asked,"Who killed this man?" "Me! Me!" "What did you kill him with?" "Knife and Fork! Knife and Fork!" " What did you kill him for ?" "Lots of sweets! Lots of sweets!"...
Posted 04 June 2012 - 04:51 PM
There are no jokes that will make 100% of the people laugh or find it funny. So it is obvious there will be at least one person or more that will not find it funny.
Some percentage of that people are simply lying due to bad mood.
Posted 04 June 2012 - 10:37 PM
Wtf Renan It's only because of STN and his dirty mind you're saying this right?
Posted 05 June 2012 - 06:43 AM
How about this one :
Two boys were fighting in the playground when the teacher came by,
he pulled them apart and said, "you know the rulez, no fighting allowed!"
"but we weren't fighting aloud, we were fighting quietly" they argued.
Posted 06 June 2012 - 11:04 AM
and you chose these two out of them all ?
Posted 07 June 2012 - 01:45 AM
Please, post more then! I am still laughing with "Knife and fork". :D
Posted 07 June 2012 - 01:58 AM
It's hard to come across good clean jokes, these two don't even come close, but I think that's down to so many versions or similarities in jokes.
At least Renan is liking them and if a joke makes one person laugh then it's a success.